There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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