Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
bring money and cleavage
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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