I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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