Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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