you would pick up someone in the library
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i came on her dog
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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