I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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