Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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