is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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