I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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