Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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