LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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