that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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