The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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