super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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