i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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