didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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