i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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