yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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