But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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