using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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