She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
