I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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