Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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