Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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