did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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