I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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