Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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