Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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