you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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