do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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