Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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