you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If I die, sorry about rent.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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