ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
When are your genitals available?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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