Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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