therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
we're so committed to being not committed
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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