I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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