See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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