i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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