Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I touched a dick in church today
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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