What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
These tits shall not be calmed
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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