It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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