I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
