Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
kristin has been a bad kristin
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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