just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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