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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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