gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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