I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
last night I used snow as a chaser
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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