After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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