Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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