Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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