So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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