question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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